Drop 'till Ya Shop!
(visualize a kinder, gentler drill sergeant barking at all good yup's to max out that AMEX, now!;
then hustle to spring for a New Age/wiccan/whatever, dude seminar about feel goodism empowerment!
where all pat each other's backs for being such good little sheeple...
analogy between rampant military boondoggle spending and inane consumer spending
done well before our country's whoring out to China, Wall Street, Mad Men captains of finance, etc....)

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